Children Are Quick
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>>>>
>>>> TEACHER: Why are you late?
>>>> STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
>>>> ____________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
>>>> multiplication on the floor?
>>>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
>>>> __________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
>>>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
>>>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>>>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
>>>> how I spell it.
>>>> (I Love this child)
>>>> ____________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
>>>> water?
>>>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>>>> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>>>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>>>> __________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
>>>> have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>>>> WINNIE: Me!
>>>> __________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>>>> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
>>>> you are.
>>>> _______________________________________ ______________________________
>>>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
>>>> down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
>>>> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
>>>> punish him?
>>>> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say
>>>> prayers before eating?
>>>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
>>>> ______________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
>>>> exactly the same as your brother's..
>>>> Did you copy his?
>>>> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
>>>>
>>>> (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
>>>> ___________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
>>>> keeps on talking when people are no longer
>>>> interested?
>>>> HAROLD: A teacher
What’s 6 feet wide, weighs 440 pounds, and can ruin your whole day? If you’re a Japanese fisherman, the answer is weird monster jellyfish named Nomura’s jellyfish ( Nemopilema nomurai ), or, as the Japanese call it, echizen kurage . The gigantic creature can wreak havoc on fishing nets and their contents, destroying the nets and poisoning the catch. Even nuclear powerplants aren’t safe: Reports describe the jellyfish being sucked into pumps that draw seawater to cool the reactors. Echizen kurage have shown up in Japanese waters in increasing numbers in recent years. The population surge of 2005 was particularly bad, affecting the salmon , yellowtail , and anchovy fisheries . But the mass of them gathering now in the Yellow Sea of China is the biggest ever, and eventually ocean currents will deliver them to Japan’s doorstep. Have a look at this video about this weird monster jelly fish Posted by our ex-author Mac in orkut’s wnn community Technorati Tag
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