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Weird kids reply to teachers

Children Are Quick
>>>> ____________________________________
>>>>  
>>>> TEACHER: Why are you late?
>>>> STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
>>>> ____________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
>>>> multiplication on the floor?
>>>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
>>>> __________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
>>>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
>>>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>>>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
>>>> how I spell it.
>>>> (I Love this child)
>>>> ____________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
>>>> water?
>>>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>>>> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>>>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>>>> __________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
>>>> have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>>>> WINNIE: Me!
>>>> __________________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>>>> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
>>>> you are.
>>>> _______________________________________ ______________________________
>>>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
>>>> down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
>>>> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
>>>> punish him?
>>>> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say
>>>> prayers before eating?
>>>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
>>>> ______________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
>>>> exactly the same as your brother's..
>>>> Did you copy his?
>>>> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
>>>>  
>>>> (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
>>>> ___________________________________
>>>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
>>>> keeps on talking when people are no longer
>>>> interested?
>>>> HAROLD: A teacher

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