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Funny Joke: 5 reasons why we prefer Sheela over Munni

5 reasons why we prefer Sheela over Munni:

1. BRANDING:
Munni is badnaam but sheela is jawaan

2. PLACE OF PERFORMANCE:
Munni gyrated in some desi daru ka adda whereas Sheela gyrated in some metropolitan disco bar.

3. DEMAND AND SUPPLY CONCEPT:
Munni is offering herself easily (refer line - darling tere liye) so huge supply and demand will be limited. Whereas SHEELA is not available easily.(refer line-mai to khud se pyar jatau and tere hath kabhi na aani) so low supply. Huge demand.

4. DANCE STYLE:
Munni repeated age old "latka jhatka." Whereas SHEELA shook her booty wild drumbeats.

5. MATHEMATICAL and PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS:
Munni is sleek(though Indians invented zero...But it doesn't mean we like the zero figure)
whereas..SHEELA is voluptuous(thats the perfect graphical representation) :D

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