Children Are Quick >>>> ____________________________________ >>>> >>>> TEACHER: Why are you late? >>>> STUDENT: Class started before I got here. >>>> ____________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math >>>> multiplication on the floor? >>>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. >>>> __________________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' >>>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' >>>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong >>>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me >>>> how I spell it. >>>> (I Love this child) >>>> ____________________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for >>>> water? >>>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O. >>...