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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Think like a wizard . . .. man Q1. --------- board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand Q2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ Ans. = reading between the lines Q4. r road a d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. Q5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out hey! 0 Q6.. --------- M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero C'mon give it a little thought! ! knee Q7. ------------ light Ans. = neon light U can prove u r smart by getting this one. ground Q8. ------------ --- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again

We all know KBC is Good Business. But have you ever pondered... How Good....???? Any guesses? Let's see... Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states... 6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000 24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize) Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities? The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping 24 Crores!!!! And it does not stop there... In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average. In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!! And the prize money: A mere 2 crore.. (and from whose pocket?) Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!! What about t

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. “Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘guess who’?” I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, “now, you can do what ever you wa

Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed. However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg. Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs….one poached and one scrambled. "Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully. Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is a